Disclaimer: i am not using the name of God in vain, this is just a harmless joke (:

"A Store that sells Husbands"

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description og how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however a catch... you may choose any man form a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1- These men have jobs and love the Lord

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2-These men have jobs, love the Lord and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3-These men have jobs, love the Lord ,love kids and are extremely good-looking

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love the Lord ,love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework

"Oh,mercy me!" she exclaim, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5-These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay. she reaches the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6- You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

LMAO XD